My wife was dying, I sat next to her bedside. As I looked at her pale blue eyes I realized she was so beautiful and how happy we were.
She then spoke in a tired voice, "I need to confess something." "Shhh" I said, "theres nothing to confess. Every thing is ok, don't ruin this moment."
"No I must die in peace. I slept with your brother, your best friend, your uncle, and your father!" I hung my head and sighed heavily, "I know," I whispered "that's why I poisoned you, now please close your eyes!!!"
Hello, my name is Jack Sparrow. I'm a 50 year old self-employed Pirate from the Caribbean.
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